Category Archives: Shit

5-Word 365 #354 – Mixed Nuts

Posted on December 20, 2012 by

I wish it could be Christmas every day, but not if it meant I ever had to watch this crap again. About these ads

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5-Word 365 #330 – Night Of The Living Dead (2006)

Posted on November 26, 2012 by

There is a valid reason for me watching this. It wasn’t just my OCD acting up again.

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5-Word 365 #325 – The Avengers (1998)

Posted on November 21, 2012 by

Everything you’ve heard is true.

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5-Word 365 #321 – Alpha And Omega

Posted on November 17, 2012 by

Sometimes I am really concerned about the level of intelligence that the makers of films for children assume of their audience. Alpha and Omega From Easy Rider to this? Two wolves from a pack living in Jasper National Park, Canada … Continue reading →

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5-Word 365 #320 – Leap Year

Posted on November 16, 2012 by

I believe it was Einstein who defined insanity as carrying out the same action repeatedly and expecting a different result. On a entirely unrelated note, I’m still looking for a decent romantic comedy. Leap Year Top o’ the mornin’, begorrah! … Continue reading →

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5-Word 365 #314 – Bratz: The Movie

Posted on November 10, 2012 by

Never again will I allow Justin from Today I Watched a Movie to have any input whatsoever into my film choice. I should have learned my lesson after The Green Hornet, but no. He’s doing this on purpose; there’s no … Continue reading →

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5-Word 365 #295 – Alone In The Dark

Posted on October 22, 2012 by

Uwe Boll. If any director is more strongly derided by film fans, I would be deeply, deeply surprised. Not even film fans, actually. Most of his flicks are based on videogames, if “based on” was defined as “taking the name … Continue reading →

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5-Word 365 #285 – Killers

Posted on October 12, 2012 by

Why do I keep doing this to myself?

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5-Word 365 #274 – The Sinful Dwarf

Posted on September 30, 2012 by

Gonna be brief again today. I’m quite heavily medicated and still not at my best.

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5-Word 365 #269 – Trespass

Posted on September 26, 2012 by

A bit later than usual today. Apparently, if you haven’t really slept in three days, a half-hour nap can turn into eight hours without warning. In other news, I have fired my alarm clock.

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